Thursday, December 20, 2007

黃子華《越大鑊越快樂》之二

猶記得上次《兒童不宜》黃子華導人向善之心路人皆見,呼籲人們多做善事和捨棄陰謀論是最後總結,把粗口「X你老母個X」譯成「請你好好放低」則是具體操作,可見黃子華正關心港人處世之道:一個人應怎樣對待這世界呢?答案是:做善事,棄陰謀,期望世界會因而變得更美好。

如果《兒童不宜》的主題是「對外」的處世之道,那今趟《越大鑊越快樂》談的則是「對內」的自處之道:一個人如何在這世界自處?答案是:釋放自己,回歸童心和黑色幽默,高唱《我是一個大蘋果》則是具體操作,期望我們面對荒謬世界時能忠於自己,不再迷失。黃子華今次楝篤笑的結構不可謂不嚴謹。

黃子華以人的一生為大結構,由幼稚園被教育得過份天真,到年青時的盲目追趕潮流,再談成人後投資的空虛感,一直談的都是四個字:「迷失自我」。孩童時代被教育得天真低能,唔好講大話、路不拾遺和黃燈唔好衝是典型例子,「華盛頓呢一世人只做錯一次?」更是寸爆絕句;長大後發現全被欺騙,社會從不這樣運作,結果漸漸變得自私自利,甚至冷漠。黃子華提醒人們一切悲觀的根源就在冷漠,更成就了世界的殺人放火虐打強姦,「不妨礙大自然的定律」和「係咁架啦!好出奇呀?」則成了冷漠的經典名句。

「迷失自我」第二步便是盲目趕潮流。追名牌Adidas與跟風換電話是虛榮所趨,唱完卡拉OK都唔知歌詞唱咩更是無厘頭之至,張國榮的《第一次》獻給八十歲姨婆第一次去理髮店理髮,填詞人黎彼得澄清這首歌擺明講「鹹濕野」,在這個不求真正意義的年代,自我的意義也隨之消失。

每個人心裡都有一隻「二五仔」(那簡直是電影《神探》的翻版!),也是「迷失自我」的形象化呈現,正所謂「一念天堂,一念地獄」,朱培慶偷食前一時被「二五仔」游說成功,結果偷食仍未成功已落得如此下場。特首卻不敢出來撐腰,因為男人最忌被人揭發偷食,「撐邊個衰邊個」,結果在道德規範前,我們也喪失了「表達自我」的自由,因為「你越討論道德,你就越唔道德」,視為當晚的金句。

既然「自我」被壓抑,被扭曲,被模糊,那我們如何重拾「自我」呢?

第一,互聯網成為解決的良方;透過它,兩個第一次對話的人可互相辱罵對方,自然更可直接表達自己的想法,「自我」因而得到釋放。

第二,學習黑色幽默,在面對失敗時能自我排遣,保持自我;別人說:「你的人生太懶太失敗」,你要懂得自嘲道:「睡眠不能致富」;別人說:「你的老婆太醜」,你要回應道:「幸福不包括視覺的享受」。我實在非常喜歡這一句。

第三,回歸童心;根據黃子華的方法,大概要經常唱《我是一個大蘋果》,來尋回早已失去的天真。

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兩年後終於出了DVD...
剛看完..
對最後那一句...
回歸童心..
但大概子華所說這樣做
最終難免被吃

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