Wednesday, June 15, 2005

易香人系列之一: 易香人的誕生


易香人系列之一: 易香人的誕生 (The Birth of Yi Hong Yan)
易香人出世了!
醫生: 恭喜你地, BB係個既男既女!
妻子: 好喎! 第日又可以收禮金, 又可以有分豬肉!
醫生: well, actually, 佢係一張香港身份證!
丈夫: 嘩!!咁就好啦, 連幾百蚊都慳番!
醫生: 哦...你地歡喜就好, 不過張身份證係舊款過膠0個種.
妻子(皺眉): 唔係智能身份證?
醫生: 唔係.
丈夫: 哎呀, 第日要換又要蝕水! 正敗家仔!
醫生: 佢唔係仔. 佢係仔又係女.
妻子: 老公, 算啦, 賺左D禮金都好啦! 咁醫生, 我地呢D唔識字的, 想問下你意見, 佢改咩名好?
丈夫: 仲駛問, 梗係叫發達, 發財, 多錢之類啦......
醫生: 唔, 事實上, 佢身份證上已經有個名, 叫"易香人".
丈夫妻子同聲: 睬!!睬!!睬!! 香香聲, 咁難聽!
妻子: 哎,易香易香, 貪好聽咩!
丈夫: 唔得, 我要改名!
醫生: 呢種天生身份證要改名, 可能手續上比較麻煩, 又要好多錢......況且......
丈夫: 況且咩呀?
醫生: 況且, 呢個名都反映左佢的身體情況......
妻子: 下? 醫生, 個BB做咩事呀? 唔好嚇我......
醫生: 佢患左天生易死病, 身體非常脆弱, 隨時都會有離世的危險.
妻子: 醫生醫生......你要救下佢呀!!
醫生: 對唔住, 你冷靜D先, 呢個病係冇得醫的, 表面上, 身體機能係冇問題的, 只要唔好俾佢受刺激, 佢都可以一樣健康成長.
丈夫: 既然醫生話冇事, 就唔好醫啦, 又要錢......名都唔好改啦. 佢咁瘦, 應該食好少野ma,醫生?
醫生: 係呀, 基本上, 佢只係一張過膠的紙, 所以唔駛點食野.
丈夫: 哦, 總算你個衰仔有番D用!!
醫生: 佢唔係仔, 佢係仔又係女!



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